Nine Ways to give your Cat Nine Lives

1. 
   Give your cat a heart transplant. You can steal an organ from a much younger feline.
2. Maybe put your cat in a box, maybe don’t, leave it to Schrödinger to decide.
3. Administer the kiss of life on your cat, as long as neither of you have been eating mice.
4. Show your cat into the Narnia wardrobe, there it will have very many adventures.
5. Use car jumps leads to defibrillate your cat.
6. Make your cat work in a call centre for a week. It will seem like a lifetime.
7. Launch your cat as a social media sensation. However, know that this celebrity life will be short-lived.
8. Make your cat do daily breathing exercises, Bikram yoga and have an entirely vegan macrobiotic diet. They will have a long but dull life.
9. Following the theory of quantum physics your cat is living an infinite number of lives already, so chill out and enjoy their company.