Tuesday 1 August 2017

Song Request for my Funeral



I wasn’t supposed to like this song, I was supposed to like melancholic lyrics, songs that people who wore purple and black liked. But this baby leaked through.
One, two, three, four! There are some songs that make my soul dance. That transport, that dissolve, that create joy. There are some songs that are silly and must be played at every opportunity, every party, every wedding, should be on every iPod. Even sober, this makes me leap about like a moron. Part of me is in 1990 again, hearing it for the first time. Groove is in my heart and I dance with deee-lite.

Wednesday 26 July 2017

My Muse is Malevolent



This morning I was composing poetry while brushing my teeth. It was the most beautiful, pertinent, moving poetry but I had a toothbrush in my hand so I couldn’t write it down. Consequently the best poetry I have ever made dribbled down the sink with my fluoridey spit.


Thursday 20 July 2017

Journey’s Ending



There are moments one hopes to always remember. Sometimes we snapshot but never quite accurately. For me I muddle second times for first ones. I have just written the last lines of my novel. I may have done this before and anticipate I will have to mould them again but these ones feel right.

I’ve been battling second drafting, fighting myself over past versus present tense, and multiple viewpoints. I’d started a pragmatic/commercial rewrite into the more cohesive past third person, but rereading my changes it felt like I was ripping the soul out of my story. So…so… stick to my guns. Realistically this book may just be for me; forty agents is the limit I’m setting. And I’m redeciding to write for myself. Blow the reader (present company excepted!), this is pre-editor, pre-agent, pre-other people’s eyes. This is honest. This is indulgence. And the worms of early drafts writhe around, especially the ending and my usual happy ambiguity. Tonight, when my brain has been caught completely in other places an ending has come out the end of my pen. Yes, pen. Long hand, not my novel normality. Is it any good? I don’t know, really not sure, but you know what, I really enjoyed writing it. 

It has been written with my friends. The eccentrics in the pub, working on a laptop-laden table, with drinks between us. Mostly silent, asking each other occasionally for forgotten words. Sometimes typing in time to the music, sometimes staring out the window, sometimes flowing, often frustrated. We joke with the bar staff they’ll get blue-plaqued for one of us one day. The Novelists Club. At nine we stop and more wine is bought. The quiet is replaced by lively chatter and we are joined by friends from the concurrent creative writing class where we forged our writerly relations. A proper unpretentious pub with a tartan carpet. Sitting in the bay window. Here I wrote the last lines of my novel. For the time being.